100. "Redrum!" - Danny Torrance, The Shining
99. "This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy." - Michelle Flaherty, American Pie
98. "I fucking hate Goldfrapp." - Hayley Stark, Hard Candy
97. "Get off my lawn!" - Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino
96. "I do a great impression of a hot dog." - Daniel Hillard, Mrs. Doubtfire
95. "Fidelio." - Dr. Bill Harford, Eyes Wide Shut
94. "You guys on MySpace, or...?" - Francis the Driver, Superbad
95. "Fidelio." - Dr. Bill Harford, Eyes Wide Shut
94. "You guys on MySpace, or...?" - Francis the Driver, Superbad
93. "You are home." - Penny Lane, Almost Famous
92. "I'm an excellent driver." - Raymond Babbitt, Rain Man
92. "I'm an excellent driver." - Raymond Babbitt, Rain Man
91. "Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!" - Leslie McCallister, Home Alone
90. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
89. "Welcome to prime time, bitch!" - Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
88. "I love my dead gay son." - Kurt's Dad, Heathers
87. "Come play with us, Danny." - Grady Twins, The Shining
88. "I love my dead gay son." - Kurt's Dad, Heathers
87. "Come play with us, Danny." - Grady Twins, The Shining
86. "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" - Jack Byrnes, Meet the Parents
85. "Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top-five are ointment, bumblebee, Vladivostok, banana, and testicle." - Max, Mary and Max
84. “If you think about it: your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life...were you alone?” - Ryan Bingham, Up in the Air
84. “If you think about it: your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life...were you alone?” - Ryan Bingham, Up in the Air
83. "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen." - Kevin McCallister, Home Alone
82. "What an excellent day for an exorcism." - Pazuzu, The Exorcist
81. "Welcome to the island of misfit toys." - Sam, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
80. “Nobody feels like an adult. It’s the world’s dirty secret.” - Peter Hoberg, Liberal Arts
79. "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - John Bender, The Breakfast Club
78. "You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay." - Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
78. "You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay." - Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
77. "Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza." - Cedric the Bellman, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
76. "You're gonna die up there." - Regan MacNeil, The Exorcist
76. "You're gonna die up there." - Regan MacNeil, The Exorcist
75. "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious." - Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
74. "No one ever takes a photograph of something they want to forget." - Sy Parrish, One Hour Photo
73. "You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs." - Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
74. "No one ever takes a photograph of something they want to forget." - Sy Parrish, One Hour Photo
73. "You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs." - Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs
72. “My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the drive way, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow." - Little Bill, Boogie Nights
71. “And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!” - Mayor Vaughn, Jaws
70. "You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing accidentally!" - Neal Page, Planes, Trains & Automobiles
69. "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you." - Nanny, The Omen (1976)
68. "Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as 'How many people are having an orgasm right now?'" - Narrator, Amelie
70. "You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing accidentally!" - Neal Page, Planes, Trains & Automobiles
69. "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you." - Nanny, The Omen (1976)
68. "Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as 'How many people are having an orgasm right now?'" - Narrator, Amelie
67. "You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it." - Martin Scorsese (narrating), Mean Streets
66. "I came." - Billy Maplewood, Happiness
65. "Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit and watch the power station. They say if you lie between two of the main wires, your body just evaporates. You become a gas. I wonder what that would feel like." - Tammy Metzler, Election
65. "Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit and watch the power station. They say if you lie between two of the main wires, your body just evaporates. You become a gas. I wonder what that would feel like." - Tammy Metzler, Election
64. “Mo cuishle means 'My darling. My blood.'" - Frankie Dunn, Million Dollar Baby
63. "I brought you flours." - Harold Crick, Stranger Than Fiction
63. "I brought you flours." - Harold Crick, Stranger Than Fiction
62. "I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you." - Harry Block, Deconstructing Harry
61. "His name is Robert Paulson." - Members of Fight Club (chanting), Fight Club
60. "Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss." - Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
59. "The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck." - Chris Wilton, Match Point
58. "You use sex to express every emotion except love." - Judy, Husbands and Wives
60. "Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss." - Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
59. "The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck." - Chris Wilton, Match Point
58. "You use sex to express every emotion except love." - Judy, Husbands and Wives
57. "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down." - George Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life
56. "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
55. "We hope or despair because of the way we've been programmed. Genes and randomness, that's all there is and none of it matters." - Mark Wiener, Palindromes
54. “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know? She fell off a cliff and died on impact.” - Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
53. "I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
52. "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true with every day except one—the day you die." - Lester Burnham, American Beauty
51. "There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean." - Roger Greenberg, Greenberg
53. "I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
52. "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true with every day except one—the day you die." - Lester Burnham, American Beauty
51. "There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean." - Roger Greenberg, Greenberg
50. "Every night it's the fucking chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the goddamned fucking chicken?" - Grandpa Edwin Hoover, Little Miss Sunshine
49. "Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!" - Frank T.J. Mackey, Magnolia
48. "I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gang bang!" - Adam, Saw
47. "I’ll poop into her butthole, and then she’ll poop it back, into my butthole. And then we’ll just keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop." - Robby, Me and You and Everyone We Know
48. "I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gang bang!" - Adam, Saw
47. "I’ll poop into her butthole, and then she’ll poop it back, into my butthole. And then we’ll just keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop." - Robby, Me and You and Everyone We Know
46. "Anything is possible. It is night on planet earth and I'm alive. And someday I'll be dead. Someday I'll just be bones in a box, but right now, I'm not. And anything is possible." - Jeff, SubUrbia
45. "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" - Gordie, Stand By Me
44. "A gun rack...a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." - Wayne Campbell, Wayne's World
43. "Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina." - Joseph, Kindergarten Cop
44. "A gun rack...a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." - Wayne Campbell, Wayne's World
43. "Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina." - Joseph, Kindergarten Cop
42. "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." - Old Farm Lady, Billy Madison
41. "Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself! You writer! You liar!" - Larry, Closer
40. "I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards." - Enid, Ghost World
41. "Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself! You writer! You liar!" - Larry, Closer
40. "I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards." - Enid, Ghost World
39. "Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed." - Wendy Hood, The Ice Storm
38. "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson, Pink Flamingos
37. "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" - Brian Johnson, The Breakfast Club
36. "You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole." - Erica Albright, The Social Network
38. "Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson, Pink Flamingos
37. "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" - Brian Johnson, The Breakfast Club
36. "You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole." - Erica Albright, The Social Network
35. "I have to return some videotapes." - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
34. “One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions—what are you going to land on—one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.” - Photojournalist, Apocalypse Now
33. "Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer." - Mickey, Hannah and Her Sisters
33. "Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer." - Mickey, Hannah and Her Sisters
32. "How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!" - Alex DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange
31. "Back, and to the left." - Jim Garrison, JFK
30. "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. - Fielding Mellish, Bananas
30. "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. - Fielding Mellish, Bananas
29. "Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only." - Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross
28. "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." - Jimmy Two Times, Goodfellas
27. "Become vengeance, David. Become wrath." - John Doe, Se7en
26. "I...drink...your...milkshake! I drink it up!" - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
27. "Become vengeance, David. Become wrath." - John Doe, Se7en
26. "I...drink...your...milkshake! I drink it up!" - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
25. “We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change.” - Stella, Rear Window
24. "See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!" - Will, Good Will Hunting
23. "The more they tried to make it just like home, the more they made everybody miss it." - Willard, Apocalypse Now
22. "Are the daughter's miseries the mother's triumphs?" - Eva, Autumn Sonata
24. "See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!" - Will, Good Will Hunting
23. "The more they tried to make it just like home, the more they made everybody miss it." - Willard, Apocalypse Now
22. "Are the daughter's miseries the mother's triumphs?" - Eva, Autumn Sonata
21. "I'm into leather." - Alvy's Classmate, Annie Hall
20. "Why not? Life is short. Life is dull. Life is full of pain. And this is a chance for something special." - Juan Antonio, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
19. "Always fast food. Fast food. Things that people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy, it tastes alright, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. I'm fast food." - Dave Spritz, The Weather Man
18. “We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles—we don't live.” - The Scientist, Bad Boy Bubby
17. “Not everybody gets corrupted. You have to have a little faith in people." - Tracy, Manhattan
16. "What came first: the music or the misery?" - Rob, High Fidelity
15. "I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being." - The Writer, Stand By Me
14. "These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalised." - Red, The Shawshank Redemption
16. "What came first: the music or the misery?" - Rob, High Fidelity
15. "I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being." - The Writer, Stand By Me
14. "These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalised." - Red, The Shawshank Redemption
13. "Nostalgia is denial—denial of the painful present." - Paul, Midnight in Paris
12. “Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.” - Madeleine, Vertigo
12. “Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.” - Madeleine, Vertigo
11. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
10. "Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK. It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday." - Cliff Stern, Crimes and Misdemeanors
9. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
8. "I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me." - Antonius Block, The Seventh Seal
7. "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark." - Alvy Singer, Annie Hall
6. "Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little." - A Jewish Barber, The Great Dictator
5. “No hay banda! There is no band! Il n'est pas de orquestra! This is all a tape-recording. No hay banda! And yet we hear a band.” - Bondar, Mulholland Dr.
4. "Books, records, films—these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the fuckin' truth." - Rob, High Fidelity
3. "Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun. - Charlotte, Lost in Translation
2. "That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else." - Jim Baker, Sixteen Candles
1. "I believe so strongly in mayonnaise." - Elmo Oxygen, Schizopolis
